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RazorHawk

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Meh...

I'd have to say, it wasn't anything special. True honesty. Usually Dailytoon humor is delightfully random, but I wasn't all that for it today...

Astropuff's animation was actually well animated, and the graphics were pretty decent, but shit, you know how senseless Pikachu killing really fucking pisses the shit out of me. And I didn't even understand the reasoning behind his death this time either...

Now Goldencat's was just naughty. Nothing speical in terms of flash quality, but he did take a pretty bold move.

Cloned Illusions's was pretty ho-hum this time around. While the stuff Astropuff and Goldencat was intresting new fare for Dailytoon, this is pretty much the usual stuff. And... well... it's not all that funny either.

Penisstar's is pretty typical Dailytoon fare as well. It wasn't the sex part that was distrubing me the most... it was imagining what the children would be like...

Keep up the good work though, this series of Dailytoons are far superior to the old ones though.

Quite Good

At first I thought it was going to be something pretty stupid, but after a while, I was definitely convinced otherwise. This is damn funny!

Had some cheesy moments, but in general, there were some really funny parts as well. I'd have to say, nice job on the stop motion as well. Plus, you put your action figures in a very convincing environment. In all, great job, and keep up the fine work.

Super Slaughter!

Wow, you got this out far faster than I thought! I thought I’d be seeing this perhaps two months from now, but nope, you got it out even sooner and it’s even better than the second one!

And man, I had asked for upgraded firepower, and damn did you deliver! Everything from kickass laser rifles that can pull off triple kills in one shot to Snowball going all Jedi with a lightsaber and chopping adversary after adversary in half or into separate pieces. Later, there were so many bodies it was actually becoming difficult to tell who was alive and who was dead after the combat really started heating up. I like it how you start off with just a handful and kills, and then go into the extreme later on, and then conclude with a nice finisher than no one was expecting. Also, nice job on developing new classes for the bunny adversaries, everything from grunts to elites to shock troopers. That's a nice new touch to see.

How Snowball is going to take down that mech warrior, I can only guess, but man I’ll definitely be waiting anxiously to see how he’s going to do it. Keep up the fantastic work, you’ve definitely got me hooked into this series.

Never Realized...

Just how abysmal Pokemon theme music sounds if you play it super fast.

Had some cheezy and crappy animation and cut outs, but it was funny mostly in part of that. Even though its stupid in plenty of ways, which I'm sure were intentional, this did have some humor because of that.

Total Waste...

Took a totally good and honest song and applied it to something that's just as new and interesting as 3 month old Powerbar wrapper. Why do you keep making these? What happened to the good stuff like PICONJO: Besitzen Sie, PICONJO: Berserk, and Piconjo Jam #20? Those were actually good and decent, unlike this continuous train of repetitiveness. But these... these are total crap, and I'm sure by now you don't even have fun making them. Either that, or you make them just to annoy people other than your groupies.

As for graphics, some of them are good but they've been recycled over and over again, so I can't really give you much credit there. Sound was a 2 since while it was Aerosmith, you didn't actually do much to make it other than just inserting it into your flash. And everything else is a zero for obvious reasons.

Go back to making the good stuff, the kinds of flashes that got you Portal Awards and recognition. I'm not the kind who hates Legendary Frog with a passion or has obesssions with penises, but its pathetic to see to see that you're capable of good flash, but you're letting that talent slip away by making stupid stuff like these Epic Kiss things.

Another Great CC Movie

Definitely sweet graphics, great timing with music and the movie, and the details were done very well. I wasn't crazy for the music but it definitely fits the theme of the flash quite well.

Hopefully this gets front page. It definitely has that kind of quality.

Swing on

This was definitely quite good, I can tell you put a lot of effort, thought, and dedication into it. Yes, it definitely looks like it can trace its origin roots back to the Madness series by Krinkels since it has that “one man army” theme to it. And the kill counter made that relation quite apparent even more.

Whether you got this idea from Madness or not, it’s definitely quite a decent flash. Biggest difference between yours and his is the presence of color and the bunny characters. Heh, making rabbits ultra-violent seems to be quite an enjoyable theme around Newgrounds, doesn’t it?

Combat was great and gory but I’d recommend upgrading the firepower. Pistols, shotguns and little machine pistols are fun but using assault rifles, machine guns, and maybe something really wild like a rocket launcher would definitely appeal even more to the violence-loving audience. Hell, even having vehicular combat might be an interesting twist, something Krinkels himself hasn’t even touched. If you’re feeling up for something like that, go for it, since I’m sure people would adore to see something like it in a future flash.

In all, nice job and great work on this sequel. You could easily make this a series.

Mottis responds:

Wow. probably the best review ever.
Well I guess theres nothing else to say than...
Thanks!

*Yawn*

Come on people, how many times are we going to have something that points fun of Pokemon yet again for the millionth time? Newsflash, this had been done before, and is very, very unoriginal. Not to mention this one was short and was essentially meaningless. And it was boring and perverted. Stupid too I might add.

Graphics were about the only thing that saved this, even though I still think they could use a lot more work. Your depiction of Pikachu was crap, but what was even worse was the fact he sounded more like a stoned five year old than anything else.

Work on the graphics, make it longer for the sake of sanity, and for goodness sake do something more original. Having people see something like this again and again is beyond enough. It's just annoying.

Man, that was hilarous!

Best thing about these flashes is they're so completely unpredictable. Your characters are always goofy and funny, and there's always such an excellent and funny surprise ending.

It's not the funniest Knox flash I've seen, but it definitely deserved to be in the same crowd as the rest of them. Again, another excellent claymation to add to your already outstanding collection. Nicely done!

No Sympathy!?

Actually, it was funny, even if the acting was a little cheesy. And finally, at least you show evidence of knowing at least something about Pokemon. I'm sick of seeing brainless "Slaughter Pikachu" movies and games by idiots who don't know a damn thing about any of it. This was nicely well thought out and actually pokes good, clever, and finally decent humor at the questionable anime. Even as a Pokemon fan myself, I got a few good laughs out of it, and know others that probably would too.

Pokemon is a franchise that just needs to be adjusted for its maturing target market in order to get back on track. And Pikachu is an all right character, he just needs to look tough and badass while he's kicking the shit out of everyone else instead of looking overly cute.

Well, glad at least someone did their homework. Nice job and keep up the good work.

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